So with all this talk about female masturbation, The Interloper has decided that we want to give away a vibrator. We thought about having everyone sending in videos of themselves masturbating and picking the best one (or maybe the one who seemed the most in need of help), but we’re a newspaper so we’ll just have you write something instead. In 500 words or less, please tell us:
What is your relationship with masturbation?
We’re looking for epic masturbation stories, erotic poetry, tried and true tips, fave fantasies, the awkward woes of first-time masturbators, masturbation philosophies and especially ideas on how female masturbation can be celebrated like it should be in popular culture.
All genders, ages and sexual orientations welcome! Your submission can be anonymous though you’ll at least have to tell us your name, in case you win the big prize. The winner, as judged by our masturbation enthusiasts, will receive a vibrator and be published in the next issue of The Interloper. All entries will be published on our website.
Submissions should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org by April 24th. Misogynistic entries will NOT be considered.